Another cock up.

Two in one day, aren't you a lucky bunch of fuckers?

You know what else is a complete and utter cockup? Relationships, all of them.  They're all fucked at the end of the day.  We align ourselves with someone close enough in interest to us that we don't want to kill them all the fucking time, but at least 20% of the time they are doing something that pisses you off beyond all doubt.

They are addicted to a video game, they don't acknowledge when you're hurting or when they do they treat you like a fucking asshole for feeling shit.

God forbid that someone has the shits, then the other has to have the shits and then the house if full of fucking shit.

Then you add little shits to that mix, kids.  Now don't get me wrong, I love the shit out of my kids, (neither of which are biologically mine) but fuck, if you're having a shit day with your shit head partner, you can't scream blue bloody murder at the son of a bitch because you can't act like a complete fucking dickhead in front of the kids.

It gets fucking annoying as well when you want to 'get it on' and the other one gets so fucking lost in some dickhead game/movie/tv show that you could dance around naked in front of them and they wouldn't fucking notice.

Yet, for some dumb cunt reason you overlook this dickhead shit and stay with then and say you love them and wait for the next round of cocksucking bullshit to explode.

This isn't to say that relationships can't be good, I'd be fucked without my husband but at the same fucking time, there have been days (and nights) where I have imagined smacking his stubborn asshole head over with a goddamn 2x4.  They infuriate the ever loving shit out of you.  I probably infuriate the shit out of him too but we have enough stupid bullshit in common that we stay together.

I mean, think about it.  Humans are the most fickle sons of bitches to ever walk the Earth, we get the shits if someone hates a song we love and swear murder on each other because of the colour of our skin, stupid bullshit and then we link to people we know are different from us and promise an extended period of time and promise not to kill them.

Yeah, relationships.  Fuck me, another cock up.

The first fucking post.

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